Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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