I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
They have beer where we have blood.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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