No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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