im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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