I queefed so loud it echoed.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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