I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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