Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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