You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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