Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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