? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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