So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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