Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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