What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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