I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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