I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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