Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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