so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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