Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Randomize
