I am puke
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Shame - the story of my life.
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