he thought i was a dude.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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