let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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