you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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