i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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