Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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