What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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