So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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