Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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