Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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