Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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