So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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