apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
