Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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