I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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