Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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