he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize