Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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