At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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