we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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