I feel like I'm in dance class right now
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Randomize
