Hey man sorry I got all grabby
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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