Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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