I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
We had to coat check the pizza.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
COCAINE IS GR8
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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