Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
birth control should be required to get into college
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Randomize
