I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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