The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Randomize
