Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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