party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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