yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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