She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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