Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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