If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i don't like sucking hair
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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