We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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