She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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