all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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