rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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