Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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