You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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