She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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