I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
